The team

We are the sum of all parts.

Assertis is a place where people love to work. We make great products that people love to use. We embrace talent just as much as questionable taste in animated gifs.

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Alistair
Managing Director

"Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try."

txt spk

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Andrew
Head of Design

"I'm very font of you, because you're my favourite type of character."

Actual British "Summer"

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Harriet
Head of Product

"Be Strong!! I whispered to my wifi."

Fans

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Linus
CTO

"I love lamp!"

Phones on his desk

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Monika
Head of Finance & Operations

"In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. ~ Abraham Lincoln"

Rush hour commuting in London

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Alice
Product Owner

"A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~ Charlie Chaplin"

Slugs

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Artur K
Developer

"Even though a coin has two sides it can always fall on the edge."

Limits

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Emma
Finance & HR Executive

"Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end."

Sambuca

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Kasia
Development Manager

"Live now, don't wish your life away."

Staying still

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Maciej R
Developer

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~ Albert Einstein"

Writing tests

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Maciej Z
Developer

"I believe life is an intelligent thing: that it's things aren't random. ~ Steve Jobs"

JavaScript, CSS

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Marek
Developer

"If they say 'It's impossible', remember that's impossible for them, not for you."

Hangovers

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Mateusz
Developer

"Today is going to be your best day mate!"

Hunger

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Nick
Developer

"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass. ~ Bill Murray, Ghostbusters"

Apathy

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Patryk
UI Designer / Developer

"'Work, work.' 'Yes, me lord?' 'Job's done!' ~ Orc Peon"

Caraway

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Perry
UI Designer / Developer

"Stop making stupid people famous."

Team page quotes

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Piotr
Developer

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

Planes

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Rafal O
Developer

"If something is stupid but works, it's not stupid."

Death Star

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Rafal Z
Developer

"Valar dohaeris."

Warm beer

So. Play a good gif game? Want to work with us?

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